Once upon a time, I was chattin' with my friend,
He started to chat and it just wouldn't end,
When all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
He gave me a link and told to go there!
It said MapleStory, and I was confused,
I didn't know if I should be scared or amused,
But I tried it out, I downloaded the game,
I was so happy when I found it wasn't lame!
Now I'm trainin' my boy, I'm gettin' some levels,
Taming those snails, killin' those devils,
And I'm not gonna' stop, not 'till I'm rich,
So I can find that guy who defamed me, tell him payback's a b*tch!
For all you disbelievers, who thought I was done,
I've come back, won't st